Back On My Bull Shit(B.O.M.B.S.)

I deeply apologize that I have not been able to post in the last couple of weeks. The cause you ask? Teachers assuming that I only have their class so they give me a ton of work. In that span of time I have been able to experience a wide variety of events that I hope to convey to you. First off if you haven't seen I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell get on that shit. It was extremely hilarious. One of the characters, Drew, was quite a card. His anger towards women fucking him over and the many putdowns he has are amazing.

Well a little more than a week ago I experienced what may have been my fifth blackout. During this night I tried once again my mixtures that I made famous the week before that. What do you get when you mix Tequila with Monster energy drink? The Chupacabra. What do you get when you mix Tequila with Rockstar energy drink? The Mariachi. It was these drinks along with several cans of the greatest cheap beer PBR(Pabst Blue Ribbon) that initiated said blackout. The mixed drink delayed and numbed the intensity of the amount of Tequila and then it hit me all at once several hours later. Let's just say I awoke in my bed still drunk and with my head hurting 10 minutes before class was about to start. I grabbed my notebook and pen and met up with Zachary Paier. My eyes were redder than the Kool Aid Man's balls. We made it to class just in time. I was trying to take notes but they were extremely loopy and messy. The girl to my left was looking at my notes and I felt she could tell I was still fucked up. At one point the teacher blew my mind with a graph even though I knew what she was saying. After that class I awaited until Zach was done with his other classes in order to get back to Hamden. When we arrived home it took me another couple hours to kinda sober up. What did I do as soon as I sobered up? Play beer pong at a party. It was at this party where Matt, Andy, and I would earn our nicknames and begin the initial stages of OCJ and OBO.

What happened on Saturday was really fun. I made my way over to St. John's University to visit my good friend Fred with my buddies Matt and Andy. The train ride was long but boy there were a lot of hot chicks on them. Andy and Matt fell asleep but as soon as the 13 babes started passing by Andy awoke. Man sense is a hell of a thing. We drank hardy when we arrived in Fred's dorm and enjoyed the game of Asshole. Let's just say I was always top 2. After a night of drunken fun we went to bed. The next morning we made our way to a local Dunkin Donuts to refuel. After we got what we needed we made our way to the bus stop across the street. At the bus stop a man was seizing and bleeding and thanks to Fred help arrived. It sucked that that had to happen since there were these two really attractive girls there. One was an Asian with a rocking body and a hell of a beautiful face. The other was Caucasian with eyes as blue as Neptune's core and her hair always covered one eye while accentuating the other. C'est la vie. We said our goodbyes to Fred and made our way back. I was suppose to rest on a Sunday but Andy convinced me to drink.

After the crazy weekend passed it became a Monday. Andy convinced me to come to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the epic game of the Packers against the Vikings. I'll say this Vikings fans are crazy. Favre and pals destroyed the Packers in a game which everyone pretty much had the Vikings winning. The wings were tasty too.

This past Thursday I had some Vodka and Beer. Yum! After I was tipsy I faced a blunt and awaited for Mr. Paier to join in the festivities. He arrived and more drinking ensued. Then we played Halo. It was tamer than last week but still fun. Hopefully I can blog more. Stay tuned!