The Beginning...

Well I finally arrived at college this past Sunday. And what did I do when I arrived you might ask? Well I lit a blunt then watched Llamas With Hats.

Here's the link: Llamas with Hats

After watching and laughing at this surreal humor I got to thinking what if I wore a hat would that make anything I do okay? Well it all depends on the hat. If you have a Mets hat you're just asking to be ostracized and insulted. Sombreros are cool if you're Mexican... or a drunken gringo. After a couple of days in the new dorm some unsettling shit happened last night. My roommate had a girl over. She was a fucking lightweight. She had five shots and was more wasted than a football contract on Brett Favre. She kept on thinking she was having a baby. Lady I have an 8 am class and I need to sleep so shut it. She eventually passed out. Well ain't college grand? Stay tuned.