INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS

That's right the movie so nice I watched it twice. If you haven't watched this yet then I feel that you are not an American and are therefore Filipino. In this movie they did what Valkyrie could not(WARNING SPOILER)... kill Hitler. And let me just say the results were perfect. I got to thinking what if in movies that are based on history we decided to fuck it and make our own history? The result would be pretty badass. Aliens receive transmissions about the American Colonies exploding British ships with their minds. They would be like fuck that shit we'll invade France. If Germany can try and change their history to try and cover up the Holocaust and pretend it never happened then why can't we do the same to make ourselves seem greater? Some people might say that you can't change it because it ruins the integrity of what was done. We call those people feminists. Last time I checked it's called HIS-story so let's add some sex, violence, sports, drugs and alcohol into the mix. When Teddy Roosevelt said speak softly and carry a big stick I believe he was talking to his wife. If this were to happen I would love going to school. Side note: Today I got a bowl and now I need to give it a proper name. Not only that but a fellow friend and blogger, Fred the Observer, designed the logo I am using. Good work broski! Life is good. Stay tuned.